have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

radstunts:

thirteenth-zodiac-sign:

bllonde:

Dear tampon and pad companies:

Please make your items quieter to open.

Sincerely,

The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.

I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps on the loo. 

that is the single most british sentence i have ever read